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Random shit

Yo daddio (I'm sorry) you've entered the cool zone! Unfortunately, it is quite empty at the moment... so I guess it's not so cool. But it will be. The plan is to dump more funny haha laughter images and other weird stuff that doesn't really have a category here.


Funny haha images that make me chuckle and other enjoyable pictograms

This image is very enjoyable and I rate it 5 actinidiae out of 5 (no I didn't put this on the guestbook, my girlfriend graciously donated it to the guestbook and I found it very enjoyable).


Monke

As you may or may not know, I do quite enjoy myself some monke. Here are some of my favorite monke, with additional comments where needed.

Taken from this wonderful wonderful video.

The proboscis monkey. Fun fact about this guy is he can use his nose to w h a c k his enemies into oblivion (not really, but they can honk with their noses).

You can't go wrong with this classic primate: the gibbon. I feel this guy on a spiritual level.

The macaque monkeys. I may be a weeb, but seeing these guys soaking in the hot spring water and its minerals puts my soul at ease.

Fun facts!

Please enjoy these totally true fun facts:

  • Fun fact: curry spice is taken from the curry plant, and the remaining parts of the dish are taken from other plants in the same genus, making curry a completely vegetarian dish. Even the chicken, which is taken from the Chicken Curry Tree.
  • Fun fact: flies can only see the color red
  • Fun fact: tea was invented when the British irrigated their crops and then didn't know what to do with the runoff water
  • Fun fact: fuck you it's fact time be happy
  • Fun fact: there are over 1000 registered genuses of bees in the world
  • Fun fact: the billionth digit of pi is 9
  • Fun fact: honey does not spoil. Instead, it will crystallize
  • Fun fact: rats can not throw up
  • Fun fact: hot water freezes faster than cold water due to its chemical bonds having more entropy, allowing for quick redistribution of energy into a lattice-like structure
  • Fun fact: the term "OK" was started by an intentional misspelling of "all correct" in a newspaper
  • Fun fact: the plural of man is actually mans. For example: "Who's mans is this?"
  • Fun fact: it is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize".
  • Fun fact: you're dumb
  • Fun fact: I have a nice butt
  • Fun fact: what the fuck
  • Fun fact: cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
  • The Wright brothers invented the airplane at the request of George Washington as a method of preventing people from simply lifting themselves off the ground whenever they wanted. Because the airplane is so widely used, most people have forgotten how to do this.